They brought cocktails!
Have I told you how much I love my cousin?

I can't wait for my next appointment!
Is 3:30 too early for vodka?

Posted by John Deere Mom at 8:45 AM 15 comments
Probably every blogger in blogland will have some Christmas recap post this week.
I will give you the Cliff's Notes version.
Great food, drinks, family, friends, and gifts.
Posted by John Deere Mom at 8:00 AM 16 comments
Labels: christmas recap
First of all, I am done. School? It is over for 2009. But I gotta tell you. Teaching 31 fifth and sixth graders on December 22? Is cruel and unusual punishment. And can I tell you how loosely I use that term teach? Let's just say it was a long day.
But it's over!
Thus beginnning Christmas Break, 2o09. Somehow Christmas snuck up on me this year. I remember thinking back in September, "I should think about doing some Christmas shopping." And then followed that up with, "Nah. It's only September. I have TONS of time."
Right.
Here it is December 22 and I am still not quite sure if I have everything done. It has been hard Christmas shopping with my two constant companions. And every time I would think I could get something done, Cole would throw up, ending those plans.
Did I mention the school called me at 12:10 today? To let me know that Cole had thrown up?
*sigh*
Luckily Daddy was able to rescue him while I finished teaching. He has been okay the rest of the night. No fever, no more puking. He was just a little couch potato all afternoon and hasn't eaten much to speak of.
With any luck, he will stay healthy all night and I can take them both to daycare in the morning while I finish up the shopping, start some cooking, and get the wrapping done. Oh, and make Christmas candy. There's so much to do!
Somebody pass the wine!
Posted by John Deere Mom at 9:18 PM 12 comments
Labels: oh how I love Christmas Break
3-The number of Christmas trees up in our house
4-The number of rotting pumpkins still on the porch
3-The number of dishes I need to make for various holiday parties this Friday
30-The amount of money I won at a Christmas party for guessing the number of corn kernels in a jar
2146-The number of corn kernels in the jar
2100-My guess
6-The number of gifts left to buy
0-The number of gifts I have wrapped
318-The number of gifts I need to wrap
9-The number of days left until Christmas
937-The number of papers I have to grade
21-The temperature outside
3-The number of dogs interfering with my typing on the couch
30%-The chance of having a white Christmas
3-The number of Christmas get togethers planned for next week
4-The number of days of school left until Christmas Break
26-The number of glasses of wine I will need to get me through those last 4 days
1-The number of comments you should leave telling me your most important holiday number
Posted by John Deere Mom at 9:31 PM 21 comments
Labels: by the numbers, holiday update
Posted by John Deere Mom at 5:39 AM 20 comments
Labels: Little Miss, wordless wednesday
What a week! The kids were both sick last weekend and we missed school on Monday because of a long-lasting fever. Tuesday and Wednesday were fairly uneventful...as uneventful as life can be trying to teach 31 kids.
Then Cole got sick again, this time complete with vomiting. Lots of vomiting. I've never seen a more pathetic little boy in my life. He literally didn't move from the recliner the entire day...even requesting a Pull-Up as it hurt to stand. :( I stayed with him through the morning, then hubby took off at noon to keep him for the afternoon while I went to school.
In hindsight, I probably should have just taken the entire day off. My room was a mess. The kids were obnoxious. I did more picking up/sorting/organizing/yelling than actual teaching.
But today? Today is a bummer. The teacher across the hall and I had decided a few weeks ago to take personal days today to spend the day Christmas shopping. (Shh. Don't tell.)
We were both giddy with anticipation of a kid-free, work-free, stress-free day of Starbucks, shopping, lunch out, and more shopping. Just the two of us.
Instead? I am home, nursing my little guy back to health. Of course, I am happy to be here to take care of him. And am so glad he is starting to feel better. But it isn't exactly the day I had in mind.
Instead of Starbucks peppermint mocha, I am sipping on Folgers. Instead of lunch out, I will be having leftover stir-fry. Instead of shopping with the BFF, it's just me and my laptop and overstock.com.
Let's just hope everyone stays healthy next week. I need that shopping day. And that Starbucks. And that kid-free, work-free day.
Anyone wanna sub for me?
Edited to add: Super-sweet hubby read this post this morning, took pity upon me, and brought lunch to us at noon! Yay!
Posted by John Deere Mom at 7:30 AM 14 comments
Labels: online shopping in my pajamas with 2 kids is not what i had in mind
First of all, a big thanks to Rungreen for generously giving away two John Deere Christmas stockings and one John Deere tree topper! And without further adieu, the winners are...
Random Integer Generator
Here are your random numbers:
4
46
40
Timestamp: 2009-12-03 01:52:07 UTC
That means that Twincerely, Olga is the winner of the pink John Deere stocking!
The Handy Family is the new owner of a green John Deere stocking!
And Tiffany from Stuck in the Sticks has won the tree topper!
Congrats, ladies! Please email me your shipping information ASAP!
Posted by John Deere Mom at 9:00 PM 3 comments
Labels: john deere giveaway winners